WHILE OTHER SPONSORS are dropping Tiger Woods faster than you can say “infidelity”, watchmaker Tag Heuer has decided to use its star golfer’s bedroom crisis to its advantage.

Tag Heuer today released their latest Tiger Woods timepiece – the “I Shagged Tiger” ladies’ chronograph.

Unlike some other Tag Heuer Tiger Woods pieces, this watch is not a limited edition.

Sarcastic.com.au can exclusively reveal that Nate Myles trained extensively before he infamously defecated in a hotel corridor.

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THE RUDD GOVERNMENT has paid at least $14 million worth of stimulus payments to deceased estates.

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