John Faulkner To Resign As Defence Minister To Spend More Time With Optometrist

John Faulkner To Resign As Defence Minister To Spend More Time With Optometrist

The last time John Faulkner visited his optometrist was in 1987.

Idea: Dylan Behan. Read more satire from Dylan here.

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