Melbourne Storm To Clone Billy Slater, Pay Him Entire Salary Cap

THE MELBOURNE STORM are set to use DNA technology to clone star fullback Billy Slater and pay him the entire salary cap of $4.1 million for the 2011 season.

The secret operation – dubbed “Attack of the Clones” – is the club’s latest cunning plan to get around the NRL’s restrictive salary cap rules.
Melbourne Storm 2011 Playing Squad

Melbourne Storm 2011 Playing Squad

Back Row: BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER.

Middle Row: BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER.

Seated: BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER (Captain), CRAIG BELLAMY (Coach), BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER, BILLY SLATER.

Absent: BILLY SLATER.

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