Michelle Obama Orders Removal Of Stripper Pole From White House’s Lincoln Bedroom; Laura Bush Denies Blame

MICHELLE OBAMA HAS summoned workers to the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House to remove a strip club-style dancing pole.

Former First Lady Laura Bush denies responsibility for the stripper pole’s existence, however. “That stripper pole was there for 8 years,” Mrs. Bush said. “I kept asking George to have it removed, but he was always like ‘later, lemme watch the Rangers’”.

When pressed as to who had installed the pole, Mrs. Bush instantly sought to shift the blame to another former First Lady. “I’m 99% sure it was my mother-in-law,” said Mrs. Bush.

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